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I actually like the song black and gold, sam sparrow 5eva xxxx
taking a photo of your face on your iphone and realising it looks like you’ve taken it on fatbooth…. but you haven’t…. its just what you look like
i’m loving how the ‘being lara bingle’ ads are making lara look like the stupid bimbo slapper that she is
okay so mum has potentially thrown out my RSA card, which i cannot work without because my rsa cert says i can’t after nov 2011, and i am working on tuesday but i can’t serve alcohol because i have no card but if i have the receipt for getting the card does this potentially count? can anybody tell me?
dropped stat lol
hooooray i got a job serving alcohol etc in the corporate area at the hunter stadium yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! finally i get a job where i can get some experience serving alcohol excellent
my ovaries feel like they are being ripped out of my body
i have my first ever job interview tomorrow and i’m so excited and i hope i get the job so i can quit being a mcslave and then start at howzat again and then have a consistent amount of money and then i can join the gym and get back to a healthy weight and look good and actually fit into my old clothes and nice clothes in the shops and hopefully my boobs will shrink a few sizes. yeah thats right.
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omg aldawg/moe
